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2
Mar

CLOSE AIR SUPPORT (UNCLASSIFIED)

READ FIRST, then watch video. You’ll see why. The attached video was filmed in Tal Afar, west of Mosul, in Iraq.

A marine unit got pinned down in the street. They set their video camera on the bumper of their armored HUM-V, which they were using for cover, Keep an eye on the opposing van parked just down the street. On the audio you can hear them shooting back and forth. The rounds you can hear are from the Marines, and the ones you hear pinging against the side of the vehicle with no accompanying pop are from the bad guys. When the Marine says they just fired the “rifle,” it means an F-16 aircraft just launched a Maverick missile. You can hear it come in and see it strike the vehicle the bad guys were using for cover. Talk about pinpoint accuracy! End of story…for the bad guys.

Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE

28
Feb

My blog just turned 2!

26
Feb

Lay-Off Letter from an EXCELLENT Boss

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our employees’ cars & have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, so I gave it to them. I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

-THE BOSS